Homicidal/Suicidal
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
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That one friend with the fucked-up sense of humor:

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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kevinfranzisamonster:

Anything at all.

kevinfranzisamonster:

Anything at all.

itistimetodisappear:

the unholy offspring of lightning and de..AWWWWWWWWWW

kevinfranzisamonster:

Screwing around.

kevinfranzisamonster:

Screwing around.